It’s a mad world
- Conker championships sponsored by health and safety instituteKeen to shrug off their spoilsport image and further dispel the myth that they make children wear protective goggles for the playground game, health and safety officers have also entered a team in the tournament.
- Damien Hirst has spent a slice of his new fortune on a portrait of Paris Hilton made from images taken from porn magazines made by artist Jonathan Yeo
- Lovely Bathing sheds over at shedworking
- According to something from B3ta, Sheds are gayer than summerhouses