Shed slogans

The world is full of famous slogans.

“Hello Moto” “Just do it” “Hello boys” “Because you’re worth it” “Nowt taken out” “They drink it in the Congo” “A Double Diamond works wonders” “Guinness is good for you” “Reassuringly expensive.” “Smooth Like No Other.” etc etc etc

and of course the now wossname “We/I Love Sheds” as seen on tshirts around the land.

I love sheds tshirt

but talking in the pub the other week with AJ and DR, we got thinking about slogans for possible readersheds and Shed Week merchandise, ie tshirts and the like.

Two that where flung my way were

My Erection Is Perfection


Good with wood

of course I will not stand for that sort of smut, but if you sheddies can come up with any smartarse slogans you would be proud to wear on a tshirt that is related to your shed, then please post it in the comments box.

By Andrew Wilcox

I love sheds Founder & judge of Shed of the year - Wilco writes mainly about sheds. About the blog Enter your shed into #shedoftheyear


  1. How about:

    “Get a shedlife”

    “Beep if you have a shed”

    “Have you shedded up yet?”

    “If it was good enough for George Bernard Shaw, Walt Disney and Gustav Mahler, it’s good enough for you.”

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