• Shed.TV : Tv’s Lisa Rogers and Shed’s Punks for Shed Week

    After we announced that the punk band with dads in, Punks not dad are the official band of shed week with their wonderful shed based 7inch “In Me shed”, they have produced a video teaser and you could be a Star in the final video?

    Greetings again from the PUNKS NOT DAD comfy chair of commercial promotions!

    While you’re waiting to buy the album “We Are the Dads” from Amazon (or www.punksnotdad.co.uk direct) if you haven’t done so already (and if not - c’mon! What’s keeping you?!?!)…

    The boys would like to announce the YOUTUBE TRAILER for their new single “In Me Shed”. Featuring every middle-aged shed-lover’s perfect pin up LISA ROGERS (her off that Scrapheap Challenge TV wotsit).

    The full video to accompany the “In Me Shed” single will be released into the YouTube world in a couple of weeks to coincide with National Shed Week and Punks Not Dad’s official launch party (more details to follow later…)

    Buy the album!
    Watch the video trailer!
    Assemble a bookshelf!
    Have a bit of a lie down!

    Best wishes from the shed….

    Johnny Cardigan
    PUNKS NOT DAD

    If you want to STAR in the video do the following

    A SHORT video clip of you (maximum 10 seconds) of you and your friends, family, dogs, pigeons, etc standing proudly in front of your shed and shouting the phrase ‘IN ME SHED’ roughly in time with how it goes in the chorus of our song - i.e. quite fast. Joe Strimmer recommends listening to the song at least ten or twenty times in a row to really get the feel of it and to get the words right.

    The full song is here, to get an idea of the rhyme and other musical terms

    Extra screen time in the video will be awarded to people who are engaged in any of the activities listed in the lyrics, for example, cleaning a sparkplug, sampling your homebrew, or looking for the duraglit.

    Videos can be in any format (the smaller the better so we don’t break Joe’s internet connection - mobile phone video clips especially appreciated…) and should be emailed to joestrimmer@punksnotdad.co.uk along with your contact details so we can credit you properly, unless you wish to remain anonymous…

    Like sheds, like Radio Wales well listen on Sunday?

    I will hopefully be talking about Sheds and the Shed of the year Competition, unless they want me to talk about swineflu, which I doubt it, on the Shân Cothi show this Sunday 3rd of May in the 10-12 time frame - probably before 11..

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    Join Shân Cothi Sunday mornings from 10am-12 Noon for music and chat.

    Soprano Shân Cothi has performed throughout the world in a variety of venues, from the Wales Millennium Centre to Her Majesty’s Theatre in the West End, where she took the role of Carlotta in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Phantom Of The Opera.
    Shân is no stranger to broadcasting, having had her own show on S4C as well as three series of ‘Cothi’s Classics’ for BBC Radio Wales.

    I will be on the phone as it’s of course the closing day for entries into Shed of the year 2009 and I will be busy helping you sheddies get those images online as I expect a big shedcrash!

    Are you a sheddie who wants to be on a new BBC show with Graham Norton

    Those shed hungry lot over at BBC one want you for their new show… think of it like Summertime special but with sheds, maybe.

    Graham Norton is hosting a brand new BBC1 show and he wants you to join him!

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    We’re on the look out for dedicated shed lovers to be a part of our show. Is your shed your prized possession? Do you spend more time with your shed than with your wife? Are you a family member of a shed lover?

    Running through the summer, Totally Saturday is full of fun, games, surprises and special guests for the entire family.

    From pranks on the studio audience to surprising unsuspecting members of the public, the show is set to be the TV highlight of everyone’s week.

    We would love your readers to be given the opportunity to take part - we are looking for vibrant individuals, confident couples and enthusiastic families, people with a love of something or a prized possession i.e. certain celebs, your shed, your car; anyone who would be up for the chance to win BIG prizes on prime time television. To take part contact: totallysaturday@bbc.co.uk

    Sheddies Want to be an alien in Dr Who set on the TARDIS

    We love a TARDIS shed on shedblog and you lot have some great ones., anyway Auntie is running a comp to star in a TARDIS scene.

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    BBC One’s Tonight’s The Night is running a competition that offers the winner the chance to appear as an Alien in a specially-written Doctor Who scene. The scene will be filmed by the Doctor Who production team on the set of the TARDIS and will air in the final episode of Tonight’s The Night in April/May 2009.

    Tonight’s The Night aims to help ordinary people live out their performing fantasies for real and become the most unlikely stars that Saturday evenings have ever seen. In this particular case, the wish it aims to fulfill is one that belongs to a Doctor Who fan somewhere out there.

    Host of Tonight’s The Night, John Barrowman (West End / Torchwood / Doctor Who), says: “This is a fantastic opportunity and I can’t wait to see the winner experience performing on the set of Doctor Who.”

    You can find our more here

    thanks to @unklerupert

    Shed.TV : Hey hey I wanna be a “punk” rock star

    Those sheddies Punks Not Dads are looking to the interweb and to sheddies in particular to create a video for their excellent anthem to sheds “IN ME SHED

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    PUNKS NOT DAD - IN ME SHED - just press the play button…

    Punks Not Dad Need:

    A SHORT video clip of you (maximum 10 seconds) of you and your friends, family, dogs, pigeons, etc standing proudly in front of your shed and shouting the phrase ‘IN ME SHED’ roughly in time with how it goes in the chorus of our song - i.e. quite fast. Joe Strimmer recommends listening to the song at least ten or twenty times in a row to really get the feel of it and to get the words right.

    Extra screen time in the video will be awarded to people who are engaged in any of the activities listed in the lyrics, for example, cleaning a sparkplug, sampling your homebrew, or looking for the duraglit.

    Once we have enough clips Joe Strimmer will retire to his Video Shediting Suite and knock up a pop video, making everybody in it famous, a bit like that Nickleback Rockstar video, except cheaper, shorter and slightly less annoying. He will then stick it on the internet for everybody to marvel at.

    Videos can be in any format (the smaller the better so we don’t break Joe’s internet connection - mobile phone video clips especially appreciated…) and should be emailed to joestrimmer@punksnotdad.co.uk along with your contact details so we can credit you properly, unless you wish to remain anonymous…

    Joe Strimmer

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    I will try recording the readersheds/shedblog bit this week hopefully…

    What is becoming the unofficial song of Shed Week 2009, may hit the charts if they can get the video done.

    Like Punk rock, like sheds, then this is for you.

    You can view the Official Video for the Official Song official for shed Week here.

    Cardiff based punk band Punks Not Dad have written a little ditty about their shed and what they get up to in it, the majority of the lyrics would ring true to many a sheddie and the tune will be a hit with sheddies of a certain age, I am more of a prod rock fan myself, but any songs that’s about sheds I will listen to. So get your ripped readersheds TShirt on and start pogoing. punks_not_dads

    PUNKS NOT DAD - IN ME SHED - just press the play button…

    In Me Shed

    There’s a place where I wanna go be on my own when I’m feeling low Only place that I wanna be – ONLY PLACE WHERE A DAD CAN BE FREE! If you want me - you know where to find me If you need me - you’ll know where to look – I’ll be… In me shed - reading the paper In me shed - stirring up some paint In me shed - sorting out me jam jars In me shed in me shed In me shed - fixing a puncture In me shed - oiling the lawnmower In me shed - having a quiet fag In me shed in me shed in me shed Theres a place where I wanna be - get away from the family Where a bloke can be a bloke put me feet up have a smoke If you want me - you know where to find me If you need me - you’ll know where to look… In me shed - varnishing a picture frame In me shed - mending a toaster In me shed - doing the sudoku In me shed in me shed In me shed - listening to the cricket In me shed - sampling me homebrew In me shed - cleaning a sparkplug In me shed in me shed I’LL BE IN ME SHED! In me shed – looking for the Duraglit In me shed – repotting me tomatoes In me shed – having a quiet nap In me shed in me shed In me shed – got a paraffin heater In me shed – got an old leather sofa In me shed – got a nice bit of carpet In me shed in me shed In me shed – got a Razzle and a Mayfair In me shed – got a handy little workbench In me shed – got a transistor radio In me shed in me shed In me shed – I’ll be readin’ the paper In me shed – and stirrin’ up some paint In me shed – sortin’ out me jam jars In me shed In me shed In me shed In me shed In me shed In me shed IN ME SHED!

    Thanks to Cory over at Boing Boing for picking up the shed punk love

    The Olympics and the allotments

    Did you see the BBC show last night Building the Olympic Dream, it was about the Manor Garden allotments we have mentioned a few times, that were torn down for the Olympic wossname.

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    You can view again on the iplayer and I can’t embed it sorry,

    BBC now allows you to embed video on your own website, no sheds

    Andydickinson reports and my mate James tweeted it

    I was hoping to embed some great shed related clips, but looks like it’s only some content (as andy mentioned technology stuff) that would get digged and socialised up.. :( so, cmon BBC do some shed videos soon, so us UK license payers can show off the embed thing.

    Anyway here are a selection of clips from the BBC that I would have loved to post about in the past!.

    • Drum talent blossomed in shed Drum talent blossomed in shed

      A drummer who practised in a garden shed in Derbyshire now performs at a top London jazz venue.

      9 Jan 2009

      Watch "Drum talent blossomed in shed" Now

    • Boulder flattens garden shed Boulder flattens garden shed

      A woman in Exmoor had a lucky escape after a five tonne boulder crushed her shed landing inches from her house.

      10 Nov 2008

      Watch "Boulder flattens garden shed" Now

    • Huge boulder lands in garden Huge boulder lands in garden

      A woman in Exmoor had a lucky escape when a five tonne boulder came crashing 60 feet down a hillside next to her house.

      10 Nov 2008

      Watch "Huge boulder lands in garden" Now

    • Fatty solution to petrol costs Fatty solution to petrol costs

      A businesswoman in Scotland has set up an oil refinery in her garden shed because of the high cost of petrol.

      9 Sep 2008

      Watch "Fatty solution to petrol costs" Now

    • Shed solution to mortgage woes Shed solution to mortgage woes

      A many first time buyers are finding it increasingly difficult to get a mortgage, Graham Satchell visits one young woman who lives in a large shed in the garden of her family home

      5 Aug 2008

      Watch "Shed solution to mortgage woes" Now

    • Man's passion for model cars Man’s passion for model cars

      A former engineer from Morpeth, Northumberland has been spending all his spare time in his garden shed producing unique vintage model cars.

      29 May 2008

    Shed.TV reminder

    We only have 6 videos in the Shed.TV youtube channel, so don’t think we can compete with the Discovery Shed channel yet

    including these two from sheddies.

    Why not add you own..!

    News 24 from the Shed b3ta view

    Smallbrainfield a b3tan, has done a great little ’shop of the cost cuts over at the BBC, of course Shed.TV does not even have that budget…

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    bbcnews shed from Smallbrainfield

    If you are easily offended then maybe b3ta is not for you

    The Challenge was

    CREDIT CRUNCH TV
    To mark the news that ITV is shedding 600 jobs, open up Photoshop and suggest cheaper versions of well known TV and Radio shows, showing how today’s credit crunch will affect tomorrow’s television.